The Federation of Great Moolahnd is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 85 million Great Moolahndians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.0%.

The very strong Great Moolahndian economy, worth 5.98 trillion Moolahs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,320 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, the Great Moolahndian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Great Moolahnd's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Great Moolahnd is ranked 128,207^th in the world and 500^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 69.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.